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Dear Eiko-Chan

Mon Sep 29, 2008, 7:43 PM
Dear Eiko-Chan,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it When I changed tennis shoes Outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the toupee off The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about your Oprah Winfrey imitations .

Greetings to your freaky family,
-Alpal-

I tag:

:iconeiko-chan:
:iconsasumi:
:iconreba:
:iconmiku-hime:
:iconoverlordnebilim:

how to do it >> [link]

EDIT >> oops haha, i fucked it up, it's supposed to be the LAST person who posted on your journal. Oh well this is better.

  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: orange colored sky
  • Watching: august rush
  • Playing: viva pinata
  • Eating: white chocolate crunch bar
  • Drinking: water

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:iconeiko-chan:
lolololol

But my Oprah impressions are AWESOME
:icondeathbychopsticks:
I know, i cannot deny their superiority, thats why apparently i just HAD to tell my psychiatrist about them.

I was drunk when i wrote this, please forgive me, i love your nostrils you know they make me randy.

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:cheese:
:iconeiko-chan:
I have the sexiest nostrils mayhaps ever.
:iconmiku-hime:
O HAY U TAG'D MEH

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I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell
To die upon the hand I love so well


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